Join the Cult Innuminati
A chibi Shiba Inu in a crimson cult hood, a glowing golden eye-triangle on his forehead, holds a lit candle on a red-draped altar before a dark pyramid crowned by a floating all-seeing capstone. Giant red eyes watch from a stormy teal sky while small hooded followers pray in the corners.

The Pack Awaits

A sleepy shiba wakes on a stone altar, chosen by an eye older than the pyramids. Gather the strays. Build the order. Bark at the heavens.

Take the Hood See the Rites
I · The Flock

Build Your Pack

Recruit stray pups, hammer together kennels and a temple of your own, and keep the campfire burning. Every new follower makes the Order stronger.

Lord Shiba stands on a tree stump in a night forest, waving his pack to work: a pug with a hammer, a corgi carrying a plank, a husky on a ladder, a dachshund pushing a wheelbarrow and a poodle stacking bricks, all building a wooden pyramid lodge with an eye painted on it beside a campfire.
II · The Rites

Hold Midnight Rituals

Draw the circle, light the candles, raise your paws to the Eye. Sermons keep the faithful loyal; rituals keep the gods fed.

Lord Shiba raises both paws inside a red ritual circle beneath a huge drawn eye, while a ring of small hooded followers kneel with candles among stone pillars and torn red banners.
III · The Crusade

Bark at the Non‑Believers

Descend into haunted ruins, face the Cult of the Black Cat, and bark down their bone-crowned king. One bark. Never two.

Lord Shiba leans forward and barks red bark lines at a gang of grumpy black cats in purple hoods, whose fat king sits on a cracked stone throne wearing a crown of bones, in mossy ruins scattered with candles and skulls.
Lord Shiba in his crimson hooded robe, one paw raised in blessing, holding a crooked staff topped with a little pyramid eye.
The Prophet

Lord Shiba, Keeper of the Eye

Nobody knows where he came from. One night the capstone opened its eye, and a small orange dog was sitting beneath it, unbothered, chewing a candle. The Order has followed him ever since.

  1. IThou shalt sit, when it suits thee.
  2. IIThou shalt guard the treat vault from every mailman.
  3. IIIThou shalt bark once at the full moon, and never twice.
  4. IVThou shalt not chase thine own tail before the faithful.
  5. VThe Eye sees every crumb. Share.
The Faithful

Every stray has a seat at the altar

Pugs, corgis, huskies, the very small and the very fluffy. The hood fits everyone.

  • Brother Pug
  • Sister Corgi
  • Brother Husky
  • Little Dachshund
  • Mother Poodle
Five hooded dog followers in red robes, each holding a candle: a grumpy pug, a smiling corgi, a stern husky, a tiny dachshund and a fluffy white poodle.
The Innuminati seal: the hooded Shiba with an eye-triangle on his hood, inside a hand-inked bone-white ring of triangles and dots.

Join the Cult

The hood is free. The treats are not optional. Follow the Order and be there when the Eye opens again.

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